new zealand - xena
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immediately upon my arrival in new zealand, i was rescued by claire stansfield (alti), who felt the proper introduction to the city was a helicopter ride in search of a volcano. once in the air -- and after sacrificing a water bottle to whomever above that was holding the helicopter by silver strings and bouncing it across the sky -- i settled in for a glorious day.
back on set, julius caesar (karl urban) allowed me to remain alive for once again having him stabbed repeatedly by a trusted ally. said trusted ally, Alti, also attempted to end my life, but changed her mind when I promised her more lines and another fight scene. which led me to the Loom of Life to contemplate my own fate, which, as we all know, is up to me.
not to be outdone by the Fate's Loom of Life, claire felt it necessary to drag me into a photo booth where my new profession has been revealed: as the words on the card indicate we are now a female kick-ass assassin team. stand back.